This is the part where I fall asleep and begin typing random things because I'm too tired to give half a shiznit what I'm writing. I had some amusing typos in a conversation last night due to this very problem.

So real quick, cause my brain is like, "the FRAG are you doing! GO TO BED!" here's what's up.

1.) Funny story. I don't drink...ever, pretty much, even though I'm 21 and have been since November. I just don't see the draw there. Plus it's funny as hell being the only sober person at a party, because you know all the crazy shit people did but don't remember. Anyway, so I came home from work Thursday, and said to myself, "Self, you deserve a drink." Soooo, being the wimp I am, I got a Smirnoff Ice. Because I've had a few sips before and they tasted non-alcoholic enough for me to actually drink the whole thing. And I did. But about halfway through the bottle, I was like, ".....whoa." Because my head started getting dizzy and my legs felt tingly and I felt a little bit like that kid in the David After Dentist video, who's like, "IS THIS REAL LIFE!?"

So there I was, sitting and talking to...i think it was ~Angelwolfsfire and telling her, "I don't know if this is what drunk is!" And she laughed and said it was okay. But I felt yea pathetic.

2.) Ummmmmmmm Oh yeah. It's Mother's Day. Happy Mother's Day, y'all.

3.) Funny story from work today. I recently got a job working gift shop at the zoo in my town (long story short, I've been volunteering there for a long time, and they were hiring so I kinda had it in the bag), and I was working today because someone called out sick. So, there's the afternoon rush around 2:15 or so, and as I'm dealing singlehandedly with a lot of (very loud) customers, this guy comes in and is like, "Uhh...there's a goat, and it's bleeding." So I was like, "okay... thanks..." And then he gets this awkward look on his face, like there's more and he just doesn't want to say it, but he goes, "....from the butt."

Soooo there I am, trying desperately hard not to laugh hysterically at this poor, awkward man, and I radio Kim, who's one of my keeper friends, to ask her what's up. And apparently, a.) it was not a goat, but a sheep, and b.) it had had a baby this morning. Sooo that kind of explained everything.

But the guy saying "from the butt" was probably the funniest thing ever.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that's about it. I need to go to bed.

Baaiiiii.

<3,
~k-sano

p.s.> reading Book 5 of The Mortal Instruments and FREAKING THE FREAK OUT! D: